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The James Franco Make-Out Session That Never Was

James Franco at his August roast (Getty Images)Leave it to James Franco to turn the tables on the paparazzi and gossip websites.

In a series of three photos posted Tuesday and Wednesday to his Instagram page, the 35-year-old actor/director made fun of the headlines and captions that he imagines a trio of websites — Perez Hilton, Just Jared, and Gawker — would hypothetically write about him.

In the first photo, Franco is seen making out with a blond woman in a car. "Franco Tryst! Who's the girrrl??" he scribbled over the pic, along with a faux Perez Hilton signature.

In the second, it appears that the blonde is now performing, errr, other activities with him. "Look closely … MR. ROAD HEAD!" he wrote, attributing the fake caption to Just Jared.

Perhaps saving the best pic for last, James is seen walking hand in hand with a fit mystery fellow, and sharing a kiss with the man in a back alley. "Just a FRANCO Afternoon," he wrote along with heart and a rainbow-colored signature from Gawker.

Of course, kissing another guy is no big deal to James (who's straight). Just last week he joked about how he wishes he were gay.

Since we're in the business of celebrity news, we're not sure if it's a compliment or a slight that Franco didn't take aim at omg!

We're certainly appreciating his sense of humor this week though.

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